From the floor of the US Senate

State laws against bigamy, same-sex marriage, adult incest, prostitution, masturbation, adultery, fornication, bestiality, and obscenity are likewise sustainable only in light of Bowers’ validation of laws based on moral choices. Every single one of these laws is called into question by today’s decision; the Court makes no effort to cabin the scope of its decision to exclude them from its holding.

This was of course from Rick Santorum.

So what would your protest sign be at his next rally? Oh I wish I was in Penn for it.

you can have my penis when you rip it from my cold dead fingers

if you outlaw dildos, only outlaws will have dildos

Laura Bush's jeep has killed more people than my dildo