Thursday, June 29, 2006

Cuba back on the horizon


I know you all remember my and former Secretary of State James A. Baker III’s plan to enter Cuba, string up and gut Castro on the Havana fishing docks and rule the island as “White Gods” for life. Well turns out Tray has started making contact with me through back channels lately. Seems he wants to implement our plan in the near future. I don’t know what his fears are but he seems hell bent on securing a nation of our own for his operations.

I’ve tried to tell him that we will need more than just us to successfully take over a country but he seems convinced we can do it. Appears from the nude pictures he has sent he has been working out, I don’t know if it was his intention to prove to me that he is in shape for the mission or if he just sends them with every message. Trips does have some nice bearskin rugs by the way. He seemed to like the idea of using some of them as decorations for the presidential palace, along with the crushed velvet tiger piece I recently acquired. It is quite a piece of work, ahh, the detail in the whiskers. Should our plan work it will be the focal point of the art in the palace.

I have thought about the “dictator problem” in Cuba. It is my plan to bribe the people. We will give some money to Americans that owned land, not much, just enough to get the US government off our backs. Then we will simply cook the books at the state run casinos, and give the people some of the slimmed down profits. Tray has completely balked at sharing any of his gun running money, but there should be plenty from the casinos, not to mention all the kickbacks as the casinos and resorts are built.

So as of tonight the plan is to move forward but I am still trying to convince Tray we need more people, just a few. But he just about has me convinced we can do it on our own and save the money we would have to pay the mercenaries, greedy fucker.

4 Comments:

At 9:32 AM, Blogger A. said...

DId you get the Tiger off Chardkoff? hey - he might be up for a little R&R in Havanna - he is an expert on Lat. Am.

 
At 12:19 PM, Blogger Loren said...

I like the tiger.... you've been watching the In-Laws again, haven't you?

Prager might could help you, after all he seemed to know alot about nightclubs and animal acts.

 
At 1:15 PM, Blogger RGBolen said...

Haven't run across my copy of the In-Laws in a while but I knew you'd love the reference.

We are looking at a late summer trip to the Bahamas, if we go I am going to take a day trip to Cuba. I have a couple of friends that did it in May.

 
At 4:43 PM, Blogger Loren said...

It took forever, but I finally found a dvd of it. Brian has been converted to it. Oh, Brian would actually like to be a dictator. we need to find a small island nation for him to practice on.

 

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