Mullet wearing freaks

Oh, freakshow today. We have as many New Yorkers and New Jerseaineans as any apartment complex in North Dallas but today a mullet wearing idiot pulled up beside me at the exit to Belt Line, old rusted Trans Am and all. I could hear the music before I saw the car. I'm sure if I had the window down I could have smelled him before seeing him too.

I cracked the window and a free concert was mine. To quote and this was at full scream, "I gots da double visions!" I put the window back up and as he pulled out, of course the tags on the "TeeA" were from Louisiana.