Friday, June 30, 2006

Bench Slapped

Bench Slapped - review of major newspaper coverage of the SCOTUS rebuke of presidential over-reaching (I love that title!)

Here are some excerpts from some nice writeups on the Hamdan decision:

"Secrecy for its own sake, arrogation of power for its own sake, is not a sufficient executive argument." and "The administration isn't really asking for constitutional blank checks. Why should it, when the president thinks he has his own constitutional Swiss bank account?" - Dahlia Lithwick on Slate (she's my fave SCOTUS analyst. The fact that I have a fave -well, that's just sad, I know)

"This administration has taken the astounding position that if the president has "inherent authority" to do and act whenever Congress is silent, then it follows that any act of Congress that regulates such an authority is an invalid impingement on his "inherent power." This conflation of what a president can do if no law prohibits his action and what he can when the law forbids it is a truly insidious legal doctrine." - Walter Dellinger

"What the Court has done, rather is use the democratic process as a lever to discipline and constrain the President's possible overreaching. Given this Administration's history, that's not necessarily a bad thing." - Balkinization


"Moreover, in the eyes of the world, this decision by his hand-picked Supreme Court simply makes Bush look more and more like the little American Dictator he really is." - Hoffmania.com

On a down note, most reports are now saying that Roberts would have backed the gubmnet - but I'm going to double-check that. (googling) Shit - the bastard is not the level-headed guy I thought he was. At least he recused himself - that's somewhat redeeming. Even if he had participated, the shrub still would've gone down in flames.

Oh Loren - Unlce Tom read his dissent to "show his strong disapproval of the decision." whatever.

Let History Judge?

Bush wants history to judge his presidency. Sorry but I know the outcome of that if it is judged correctly. The failure to capture Bin Laden, everything else should be a side note for their speciality. Easy if you look at history, Linclon won the civil war, saved the Union. The constutititonal issues are a side note.

Thursday, June 29, 2006

Holy Crike!

SCOTUS tells him no! My my this is not working out the way Shrub intended at all. heh heh And his ace in the hole, John Boy, didn't participate because he heard the case on the appeals court last year - where he voted against the administration - so this was was very, very very sharp rebuke - essentially 6-3(counting Roberts).

I'll post excerpts of the opinion as they are released - I bet John Paul Stevens or Ginsburg wrote it. And I'd wager a $1 that Thomas, Scalia, and Alito sided with the government.

This is huge - if the admin defies the Supreme Court and keeps Guantanamo prisoners in cognito and refuses to implement habeus corpus, which I think is essentially what the justices will nail them on, that and a breach of seperation of powers - that's coup d'etat - at least the beginning of one. We'll see how much Shrub respects the Constitution won't we. If he defies them - man, there will be some pissed off conservatives - and I think that Roberts is actually extremely able as a jurist and will have no problem coming down like a hammer on the admin is it comes to that.

oooh - I love Constitutional law! I wonder what Paula thinks.

UPDATE I was right - Stevens wrote the majority and the three stooges dissented.

Stevens: "The military commission at issue is not expressly authorized by any congressional act . . . [the tribunals] must be understood to incorporate at least the barest of those trial protections that have been recognized by customary international law. . . . In undertaking to try Hamdan and subject him to criminal punishment, the executive (Bush) is bound to comply with the rule of law that prevails in this jurisdiction."

Bush's response: "To the extent there is latitude to work with the Congress to determine whether or not the military tribunals will be an avenue in which to give people their day in court, we will do so."

Cuba back on the horizon


I know you all remember my and former Secretary of State James A. Baker III’s plan to enter Cuba, string up and gut Castro on the Havana fishing docks and rule the island as “White Gods” for life. Well turns out Tray has started making contact with me through back channels lately. Seems he wants to implement our plan in the near future. I don’t know what his fears are but he seems hell bent on securing a nation of our own for his operations.

I’ve tried to tell him that we will need more than just us to successfully take over a country but he seems convinced we can do it. Appears from the nude pictures he has sent he has been working out, I don’t know if it was his intention to prove to me that he is in shape for the mission or if he just sends them with every message. Trips does have some nice bearskin rugs by the way. He seemed to like the idea of using some of them as decorations for the presidential palace, along with the crushed velvet tiger piece I recently acquired. It is quite a piece of work, ahh, the detail in the whiskers. Should our plan work it will be the focal point of the art in the palace.

I have thought about the “dictator problem” in Cuba. It is my plan to bribe the people. We will give some money to Americans that owned land, not much, just enough to get the US government off our backs. Then we will simply cook the books at the state run casinos, and give the people some of the slimmed down profits. Tray has completely balked at sharing any of his gun running money, but there should be plenty from the casinos, not to mention all the kickbacks as the casinos and resorts are built.

So as of tonight the plan is to move forward but I am still trying to convince Tray we need more people, just a few. But he just about has me convinced we can do it on our own and save the money we would have to pay the mercenaries, greedy fucker.

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

Man - FEMA trailer manufacturers are in high cotton this year. I feel sorry for these people - at least in LA you know what to do, and not do, in these sutiations. I'm not sending any money to the Red Cross, though. They're getting what they deserve for living in a flash flood zone. (tongue firmly planted in cheek)

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

60 Minute Man

"I'd rather be at home making love to my wife while my children are asleep."
-- Sen. Joe Biden, on the idea of being president

Apparantly conservatives don't watch HGTV

Actually, it was Brian that noticed this. He was wondering when someone was going to crack down on HGTV. See, we just finished watching an eppy of International House Hunters and it featured a Swedish Lesbian couple. Which goes to the point that HGTV probably has more everyday type gay couples than any other channel. And SURELY this can't be allowed to continue. HGTV will subtly corupt the morals of the nation!

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Dude Looks Like a Lady

This is, well, truly New Orleanian

Monday, June 26, 2006

I guess I found who's logo we ripped off


I guess in 75 years there will be enough PETA and other opposition that the NCAA will make OPJC/NLSC/NLU/ULM change it again.


Purple Rain

Abandon it!

Obviously, the fact that the nation's capitol was built on a drained swamp (conveniently owned by Geo. Wash.) and is inhabited by noxious creatures necessitates it's immediate evacuation and subsequent abandonment.

Sunday, June 25, 2006

Some dope's amatur pictures

Guy must think he can take pictures or something to publish them like this. What an idiot.

http://rgbolen.blogspot.com/

Saturday, June 24, 2006

'Bayou Guantanamo'

Justice system struggles in New Orleans
Exposed by Katrina, long-neglected system needs expensive overhaul


"I compare it to the levees," says Stephen Singer, an assistant professor at Loyola University's School of Law. "They were always substandard but nobody realized it until the hurricane came. The same thing with the criminal justice system. It was always substandard. It was less obvious unless you were in it."

Here's the Link to the story. The judical system isn't fairing much better than law enforcement.

Had to rant to someone

I swear when Mexico is on offense it seems the rules all of a sudden change to rugby, but dare breath on an Argentinan player and boom, yellow card.

Friday, June 23, 2006

Where do Blanco and Nagin think they are?

National Guard back on the streets of New Orleans. People have been murdered in the "New" New Orleans, call out the guard! Have these two forgoten what state they live in? We've all heard the phrase "we are a poor country." This too applies to Louisiana but the formost is "We are a violent country." It's Louisiana, this is what we do, we murder one another, it's part of the culture and way of life. The National Guard isn't going to stop this. If the National Guard is now going to be called out everytime five people are murdered we best get used to seeing them all over the place.

Spring time in Paris, get ready for the protests, no reason needed. Summer in Louisiana get the body bags ready, no reason needed.

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Army Corp of Engineers

Apparently, the Corps has a hard time understanding water. It seems it's either too much water or not enough:

State Fights To Stop Water Releases From Lanier
POSTED: 6:53 am EDT June 21, 2006
ATLANTA -- The state plans to ask a federal judge today for a restraining order to limit the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers for draining excessive amounts of water from reservoirs.
Water from lakes along the Apalachicola-Chattahoochee-Flint River system has been sent downstream to Florida to protect endangered sturgeon and mussels. The Corps acknowledged over the weekend that a faulty gauge at Lake Lanier had allowed 22 billion gallons to be released by mistake.
Carol Couch, director of Georgia's Environmental Protection Division, said the amount of water mistakenly drained would have been enough to support the city of Atlanta for 118 days.
Governor Perdue says the Corps has a responsibility to properly manage the river system, and they have failed. He said talks with the Corps had been fruitless.
A legal complaint filed late yesterday in federal court called the Corps' operating plan "invalid because it involves the release of substantially more water than is prudent."
Pat Robbins, spokesman for the Corps of Engineers' Mobile District, said he could not comment.
Copyright 2006 by The Associated Press.

According to the story on WSBTV (CBS channel 9), the gauge in question was replaced a couple of months(?) ago, and has never been calibrated, inspite of repeated calls to please come and fix it. Parts of lake are about 5 ft below where they should be, leaving drying mud and dead shell fish.

Maybe if they exchanged this district with the district that oversaw New Orleans' levees things would even out.

Monday, June 19, 2006

Bishop chosen 1st female Episcopal leader

By RACHEL ZOLL, AP Religion Writer

COLUMBUS, Ohio - Episcopal Bishop Katherine Jefferts Schori has tackled male-dominated fields before as an oceanographer and a pilot. Now, she is taking on an even broader challenge as the first woman in the world to lead an Anglican province.
Jefferts Schori, bishop of Nevada, was elected Sunday as the first female presiding bishop of the Episcopal Church, the U.S. arm of the Anglican Communion. It is the latest groundbreaking and potentially divisive move by the American denomination.
Three years ago, Episcopalians stunned the communion by consecrating the first openly gay bishop — V. Gene Robinson of New Hampshire. The Episcopal General Convention, the national meeting where Jefferts Schori was elected, will decide this week whether to appease angry overseas archbishops by temporarily barring homosexuals from leading dioceses.
As presiding bishop, Jefferts Schori will have to explain the church's decision to elevate Robinson, which she supported, to the Anglican leaders who don't even consider her ordination valid. Many Anglicans believe women should not be ordained.
Only two of the 37 other Anglican provinces — New Zealand and Canada — have female bishops, although some allow women to serve in the post.
Asked how she would deal with such opposition, Jefferts Schori recalled a science research cruise she joined where the captain, who thought she didn't belong, vowed not to speak with her.
After 15 minutes on board, she said, "He got over it."
"I will bend over backward to build relationships with people who disagree with me," she said.
How the Anglican Communion will respond is unclear. The first test will come at a meeting of all the Anglican archbishops — called primates — next year in Tanzania.
The Rev. Canon Chris Sugden, a leader of Anglican Mainstream, a Church of England conservative group, said the election of Jefferts Schori "shows that the Episcopal leaders are going to do what they want to do regardless of what it means to the rest of the communion." The Church of England is in the midst of a difficult debate over whether to appoint woman bishops.
Pittsburgh Bishop Robert Duncan, head of the Anglican Communion Network, which represents 10 U.S. conservative dioceses and more than 900 parishes within the Episcopal Church, noted that three of its dioceses do not ordain women. The network, which is considering splitting from the denomination, has a meeting at the end of July to plan its next move.
"For the Anglican Communion worldwide, this election reveals the continuing insensitivity and disregard of the Episcopal Church for ... our global fellowship," Duncan said.
Still, the potential consequences did not dampen excitement about Jefferts Schori's election. Standing before cheering delegates to the General Convention, she said she was "awed and honored and deeply privileged to be elected." Outgoing Presiding Bishop Frank Griswold was at her side as she was introduced after closed-door balloting.
Episcopal bishops elected Jefferts Schori on the fifth ballot. She collected 95 votes, with 93 others split between the rest of the field — six candidates, all men. Other General Convention delegates confirmed the choice. Afterward, women priests and bishops could be seen celebrating and embracing in the convention hall.
Jefferts Schori, 52, is a former oceanographer who became a priest after federal funding for her work dried up and she was asked to fill in as a preacher at her local church.
"When I was growing up, girls didn't aspire to such things. Girls sang in the choir," she said. But preaching, she said, "led me to realize it was something I wanted to do."
She was ordained in 1994 and seven years later was chosen leader of the Diocese of Nevada. Married with one daughter, she is a licensed pilot who speaks Spanish and is known for her outreach to the Hispanic community. She will be installed to her nine-year term at a ceremony Nov. 4 in Washington National Cathedral.
The presiding bishop represents the Episcopal Church in meetings with other Anglican leaders and with leaders of other religious groups. But the presiding bishop's power is limited because of the democratic nature of the church. The General Convention is the top Episcopal policy-making body and dioceses elect their own bishops.
Jefferts Schori would not say whether she thought the church should enact a moratorium on gay bishops since the convention hadn't yet voted on the measure. The meeting ends Wednesday.
The new leader will inherit a shrinking church. Membership in the Episcopal Church, as in other mainline Protestant groups, has been declining for years and has remained predominantly white. More than a quarter of the parishioners are age 65 or older.
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I think this is that little bit of good news you were wanting, A. I've always thought that churchs had the wrong end of the stick with not allowing women to be ordained.... and if you are going to ordain them, you can't really keep them out of the rest of it. I know that some people argue that the church is bowing to social pressure, and is trying to "market" itself to attract new members. I feel that the church is starting to get things right. I believe that the church has been has been shaped by social pressure since the apostles ran from the garden. The church should be concerned about returning to the ideals set out by Christ (who, imho, wanted to reform Judaism, and create a new faith) and not the ideals and prejudices formalized by those who came after.

Anywho, kudos to the Espiscopals for believing that not only was a woman spiritually fit enough to preach, but fit enough to help run the church.

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Tom Joad

Core price reading jumps more than projected, fueling fears of further Fed rate hikes; worker wages aren't keeping up but Rove says Republicans should run on the strength of the economy. What a tool. I guess as long as you don't want your middle class and young to have viable economic futures, you would see the economy as perfect.

Although Lou Dobbs is speaking in the context of illegal immigration, I think he is onto something when he says "President and Senate allied with 'corporate supremacists." Another name for fascism is corporatism after all. If a conservative bulwark like Dobbs is naming that evil that dare not speak its name, then how far down that path are we really? Can we truly come back? I'm beginning to truly wonder if there is a way, given the compromised integrity of our political system. I truly fear a coup - and not one as relatively benign as what happened in 2000 and 2004. It keeps me up at night. The web of connections between this administration the slimey underbelly of our military is frightening. Any bright cheery news would be most welcome.

Monday, June 12, 2006

Awww, cat must have his tounge

O'Neal fined $10,000 for failing to talk to the media

Those mean reporters must have scared him.


DALLAS (Reuters) - Shaquille O'Neal has been fined $10,000 for failing to make himself available to the media following the Miami Heat's 99-85 loss to the Dallas Mavericks on Sunday, the National Basketball Association announced.

The 34-year-old O'Neal had a career playoff low of five points in Sunday's Game Two of the NBA Finals at the American Airlines Center.

The Miami Heat organization have also been fined $25,000 for failing to ensure its players comply with league rules concerning media interviews.

Dallas leads the best-of-seven series 2-0 with Game Three set for Miami on Tuesday night.

Sunday, June 11, 2006

Mavs up 2 games to none

Dallas 99 - 85

Shaq points tonight 5
Kazaam rentals today 8


Game 2 Dallas is Mavs crazy


The plan for the attack on Tampa is ready!

Let the games begin!

Well, the first tropical depression of the Atlantic season has formed in the Gulf of Mexico. According the The Weather Channel, if it can get enough convection near the center on Sunday it could develope into Tropical Storm Alberto.

So, the questions are:
1. how long before New Orleans gets it's first hurricane of the new season.
2. how much water will the city be under when it hits.
3. how long after landfall will the american public blame people who chose to return to live in New Orleans.

I've already heard little snippets from various places about how stupid it for people to move back and how the city should just be abandoned or moved. I'm already angry. So I thought I should go ahead and work it up to a fever pitch so I can disembowel the first person I who says something about it in my prescence.

I think what people don't realize or understand is that there are other cities that should be moved/abandoned before New Orleans. Lets see, I'll start in the U.S.... how about every city on all of the coast lines. Global sealevel is rising...... cities will be at risk of flooding even with out hurricanes. Factor in hurricanes and definitely Miami and most of south florida have to be moved. Outside of the country... Venice is drowning.... so everyone there has to go. And Denmark and the Netherlands are just screwed. After all, they've had the nerve to reclaim land from the sea. One good storm there, and a there's going to be trouble.

But that's just my opinion. I tend to forget that one of the great American past times is to blame the victim for his own misfortunes. Although, no one really questions why San Franciso was rebuilt in the same location after it burned to the ground.... and no one is talking about relocating Los Angles to a place that isn't on a fault line.

bah humbug

It's that special time of year in the homeland.....

from the Monroe, LA NewsStar:

It's Miss Louisiana time again in MonroeStaff report
Miss Louisiana 2006 contestants will arrive in Monroe this afternoon.
Miss Louisiana 2005 Molly Causey of Ruston will welcome contestants and their families and all will attend a news conference at 4:30 p.m. in the Bayou Conference Room in the new Olin Suites near Oxford Natatorium on the the University of Louisiana at Monroe campus.
Dewanna Little, executive director of the Miss Louisiana Organization, the pageant sponsor, will give an overview of the program, introduce board members, discuss the pageant production as well as the economic impact of the pageant on the local economy. Preliminary competition begins at 7:30 p.m. Wednesday and Thursday at the Monroe Civic Center. The finals, when a new Miss Louisiana will be crowned, begin at 8 p.m. Saturday at the Civic Center.
KNOE TV 8 will broadcast the finals.
Starting at 7 p.m. Friday will be the final competitions for Louisiana's Outstanding Teen and Louisiana's Teen Princess pageants.
Louisiana's Outstanding Teen competition is a new addition to the pageant.
Previously, the contest was in Ruston, but the local organization was able to get the franchise, said Darris Waren, Preparation Committee chairman.
The winner will compete in a national competition in August in Orlando, Fla.
On Monday, the city of Monroe and Keep Monroe Beautiful will sponsor the "Paint the Town Beautiful Welcome Luncheon" for contestants starting at 11:30 a.m. at the Monroe Civic Center Bayou Room. Later Monday, Dr. Guthrie Jarrell will host a reception for the contestants, pageant board and hostesses in honor of Causey.
The Home Depot, Lowes, Superior Paint and Drywall and Sherwin Williams sponsor "Paint the Town Beautiful." A drawing for a free house painting will be held during the luncheon and the winner will be announced at the pageant on Saturday.

and here's the link to the offical Miss Louisiana site. I'm just all broken up that I'll be miss this.

Friday, June 09, 2006

Exit stage right

Tom DeLay left Congress, now time for "Texas Justice," Travis County style!

Thursday, June 08, 2006

90 - 80 We Win!






Here We Go!!!




Just found this funny

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Here's a freakin' novel idea.....

"We decided, let's try something else. Let's go to the public and give them a
chance, not in terms of writing a bill, but let them provide a kind of general
roadmap where the country ought to head," Wyden (Senator, D-Oregon) said.


And here's the cnn.com article it's from: Americans want universal health coverage, group says .
Sen. Ron Wyden, D-Oregon, said he and Sen. Orrin Hatch, R-Utah, came up
with the idea for establishing a group that would work outside of Washington to
find out what Americans want. He said they were tired of years of gridlock on
health care issues.

DEAR GOD! The country truely is going to hell in a handbasket if elected politicans actually think asking the "Sheep" what we want is a good idea. You just can't have politicans running around all willy-nilly actually interested in REPRESENTING the plebs. Damn, what do they think this place is, some kind of psuedo-democracy?!?!?!

"Assuring health care is a shared social responsibility," says the interim
report of the Citizens' Health Care Working Group, a 14-member committee that
went to 50 communities and heard from 23,000 people.

RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
That should raise the ghost of McCarthy quicker than any seance could. It's positively communist.... SOCIALIST even.
The group's stated values and principals were as important as the recommendations, Grob said. Those principals said all Americans should have a set of health coverage benefits guaranteed by law. Those benefits should be "portable and independent of health status, working status, age (and) income," the report said
It just amazes me...not the part about Americans wanting Universal Healthcare, that's just common sense and basic humanity. What amazes me is that a committee had to be created by congress and funded to the amount of $5.5 million to carry out a fundimental principle of a representative democracy.

From the floor of the US Senate

State laws against bigamy, same-sex marriage, adult incest, prostitution, masturbation, adultery, fornication, bestiality, and obscenity are likewise sustainable only in light of Bowers’ validation of laws based on moral choices. Every single one of these laws is called into question by today’s decision; the Court makes no effort to cabin the scope of its decision to exclude them from its holding.

This was of course from Rick Santorum.

So what would your protest sign be at his next rally? Oh I wish I was in Penn for it.

you can have my penis when you rip it from my cold dead fingers

if you outlaw dildos, only outlaws will have dildos

Laura Bush's jeep has killed more people than my dildo

OK, how about a game? First person who can find a picture of Ann Coulter either going into or comming out of a church wins.

Sunday, June 04, 2006

Guess we could start a Field of Collards hall of fame.




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